Top Ten Runners

Top Ten Performance Graph (after a couple more meets)

Top Ten Corny Phrases that will NEVER appear on a SUDA T-shirt.

Top Ten Signs You Might Run SSA Boys' XC

 

 
 
 
 

  Go to: Final 1999 Top Ten results
 

Rank
 Name Yr.
Pts.
 Prev Rank
1
 Mike Quinlan Sr.
52 
 1
2
 Ruoxi Chen Sr.
47 
 2
3
 Imraan Farukhi Sr.
44 
 4
4
 Matt Welch Sr.
35 
 8
5
 David Busis Jr.
30 
 3
6
 Evan Hepler-Smith Jr.
23 
 6
7
 David Levinson Jr.
16 
 7
8
 Kevin Burkhardt So.
7 
 10
9
 Jason Glick Sr.
6 
 5
10
 Walt McGough Jr.
5 
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Also scoring points: Stephen Williams (4), Ethan Magid (4), Heyward Penn (3), Chase Gladstone (1)

Points have been updated through 9/21/2000.  Spiked Shoe and the V2 meet were combined into one, taking the top 3 of the JV as places 8, 9, and 10.

Points are awarded for finishing between 1st and 10th on the team and as follows:

1st = 25; 2nd = 21; 3rd = 18; 4th = 15; 5th = 12; 6th = 9; 7th = 7; 8th = 4; 9th = 3; 10th = 2

Points are reported as rounded, but are not rounded in the running total.
 
 

Top Ten Signs You Might be on Shady Side Cross Country


10. You are a member of the ONLY remaining SSA team that cares about IPSLs.
9. You are smarter than, a better athlete than, and better looking than all football players.
8. However you have every reason to fear all football players.
7. You can think of something creative to do with bodily fluids and microwaves.
6. You think AC DC, Guns N Roses, Queen, and Metallica are the four greatest bands ever.
5. You have a degrading theme song, the only point of which is to overcome it.
4. You have an intense attraction to venues with job offerings.
3. You have ever climbed on top of several other boys not wearing shirts to impress field hockey players. And failed miserably.
2. You are convinced Scooter is caught in a time warp and his 17th birthday is coming up. Again.
1. You value a four-peat more than grades, college, family, friends, life…etc.
 
 

Honorable Mentions: You are convinced sugar gets you through the first 800 of a race. You have no coordination whatsoever. You are either violently for or against WO_. You have ever yelled Who Dat out of the window of a moving bus. You spend WAY too much time on your computer. You have listened to the same AC DC, GnR, Tom Petty, The Who, etc., mix since last season and the tape's beginning to wear away. You are also a member of the "F.C. Foxes". The island is one of the most sacred places in your life.

If you have any better or funnier suggestions, please e-mail me at mattwelch@hotmail.com


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