"Sir Psycho Sexy"
   by the Red Hot Chili Peppers on Blood Sugar Sex Magik

          A long long long long time ago
          Before the wind before the snow
          Lived a man lived a man I know
          Lived a freak of nature named sir psycho

          Sir psycho sexy That is me
          Sometimes I find I need to scream

          He's a freak of nature
          But we love him so
          He's a freak of nature
          But we let him go

          Deep inside the garden of Eden
          Standing there with my hard on bleedin'
          There's a Devil in my dick and some demons in my semen
          Good God no that would be treason
          Believe me Eve she gave good reason
          Booty lookin' too good not to be squeezin'
          Creamy beaver hotter than a fever
          I'm a givin' 'cause she's the receiver
          I won't and I don't hang up until I please her
          Makin' her feel like an over archiever
          I take it away for a minute just to tease her
          Then I give it back a little bit deeper

          Sir psycho sir psycho yea he's the man that I met one time
          Sir psycho sir psycho yea he's the man that left me blind
          Sir psycho sir psycho yea he's the man he's the man he's the man
          Sir psycho sir psycho yea

          He's a freak of nature
          But we love him so
          He's a freak of nature
          But we let him go

          I got stopped by a lady cop
          In my automobile
          She said get out and spread your legs
          And then she tried to cop a feel
          That cop she was all dressed in blue
          Was she pretty? Boy I'm tellen' you
          She stuck my butt with her big black stick
          I said what's up? Now suck my dick
          Like a ram getting ready to jam the lame
          She whimpered just a little when she felt my hand
          On her crotch so very warm
          I could feel getting wet through her uniform
          Proppin' her up on the black and white
          Unzipped and slipped "Ooo that's tight"
          I swatted her like no swat team can
          Turned a cherry pie right into jam


          Sir psycho sir psycho yea he's the man that I met one time
          Sir psycho sir psycho yea he's the man that left me blind
          Sir psycho sir psycho yea he's the man he's the man he's the man
          Sir psycho sir psycho yea

          Hello young woman that I love
          Pretty punk rock mamma that I'm thinking of
          Hold me naked if you will
          In your arms in your legs in your pussy i'd kill
          To be with you, to kiss with you, I do miss you
          I love you

          Lay me down...
          Descending waves of graceful pleasure
          For your love there is no measure
          Her curves they bend with subtle splendor

          Now I lay me down to sleep
          I pray the funk will make me freak
          If should die before I waked
          Allow me lord to rock out naked
          Bored by the ordinary time to take a trip
          Calling up a little girl with a bull whip
          Lickety split go snap "Snap"
          Girl gettin' off all in my lap
          The tallest tree the sweetest sap
          Blowin' my ass right off the map
          Ooo and it's nice out here
          I think I stay for a while