The 10 9 Commandments of SUDA.

1. I am SUDA, who brought thee out of the darkness of soccer and other wasteful pursuits into the light of Running.  Thou shalt not have any symbol besides me, especially not the delta of the Haughty Nobleman, Eastern Mystic, and Loud Jackass.
2. Thou shalt not take the name of SUDA in vain, except in response to Endless Inquiries into my nature, in which case Shut Up Dumb Ass will do just fine.
3. Thou shalt keep holy the days of the IPSLs, and the WPIALs, the PIAAs, and the freshman Dance, and thou shalt have a Damn Good Time in hotels.
4. Thou shalt honor thy MAC and his acolyte, who helped raise me out of Who The Hell Knows Where into thy collective consciousness.
5. Thou shalt not kill, but it's OK to throw a few elbows.
6. Thou shalt not commit adultery, because MAC will know all about it and thou shalt be doomed to bear the Perpetual Clearing of the Throat as punishment.
7. Thou shalt not steal.
8. Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy fellow runner, but thou shalt bear false witness for him, and for a Whole Lot of Other Stuff as well.
9. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's possessions; thou shalt take them on first impulse.
10. Thou shalt not covet Ugly Girls In Hotels, because Reciprocation is Never Guaranteed.

Ten Commandments originally written on stone tablets by the honorable Evan Hepler-Smith.  Translated for electronic media by Mike Quinlan.  All rights reserved!